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The Onion: Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election The Onion: Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election
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Video duration: 180 seconds

Our morning show's political correspondent offers tips on how you can seem informed about politics without picking up a single newspaper.

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The Onion: Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 08 Election The Onion: Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 08 Election
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Video duration: 164 seconds

Embarrassed Diebold officials apologized after one of their electronic voting machines prematurely revealed the winner of our upcoming sham election.
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The Onion: Disney Geneticists Debut New Child Stars The Onion: Disney Geneticists Debut New Child Stars
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Video duration: 161 seconds

Disney claims its latest batch of child stars is so lifelike, youll barely be able to tell they have no souls.

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The Onion: Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is \ The Onion: Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'
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Video duration: 182 seconds

Despite arguments against capital punishment, the Justices overwhelmingly approved its use, especially if they get to participate in some executions.

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Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters
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Video duration: 145 seconds

For a majority of likely voters, meaningless bullshit will be the most important factor in deciding who they will vote for in 2008.
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Pre-Game Coin Toss Makes Jaguars Realize Randomness Of Life Pre-Game Coin Toss Makes Jaguars Realize Randomness Of Life
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Video duration: 161 seconds

After comprehending the capricious nature of fate, the Jaguars could not go through with the charade of playing a meaningless football game.

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Old, Grizzled Third-Party Candidate Threatens McCain\ Old, Grizzled Third-Party Candidate Threatens McCain's Base
Posted by: TheOnion

Video duration: 186 seconds

Experts predict that Joad Cressbeckler could tip the election to Obama by attracting people who want to vote for the most crotchety candidate possible.

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YouTube Contest Challenges Users To Make A \ YouTube Contest Challenges Users To Make A 'Good' Video
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Video duration: 152 seconds

YouTube is offering a cash prize to the first user to upload a video with a shred of originality or artistic merit.

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The Onion: Situation In Nigeria Seems Pretty Complex The Onion: Situation In Nigeria Seems Pretty Complex
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Video duration: 161 seconds

In The Know: Panelists discuss the complicated issues facing Nigeria or Niger.
More coverage at: http://www.onion.com

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NASA Simulator Preps Astronauts For Larry King Interview NASA Simulator Preps Astronauts For Larry King Interview
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Video duration: 212 seconds

NASA instructors offer a firsthand look at the training astronauts endure before they can physically and mentally withstand an appearance on Larry King Live.

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Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President
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Video duration: 195 seconds

Voting machine DRE700 came out of nowhere to defeat Barack Obama and John McCain and become the first machine president.

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Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole? Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?
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Video duration: 125 seconds

With the economy sliding deeper into a recession, panelists discuss whether it's time to stop throwing our money into a massive pit out in the desert.

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The Onion: McCain Left On Campaign Bus Overnight The Onion: McCain Left On Campaign Bus Overnight
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Video duration: 159 seconds

Campaign officials downplayed the incident, saying the senator was fine as soon as he was fed and taken to the bathroom.

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In The Know: Has Halloween Become Overcommercialized? In The Know: Has Halloween Become Overcommercialized?
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Video duration: 198 seconds

Panelists discuss whether Halloween candy and costumes have distracted us from placating demons to ensure a bountiful harvest.

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The Onion:Is The Government Spying On Schizophrenics Enough? The Onion:Is The Government Spying On Schizophrenics Enough?
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Video duration: 139 seconds

In The Know: Panelists discuss ways to care for the nation's paranoid schizophrenics, such as hiding cameras in their homes or audio transmitters in their ears.
More coverage at: http://www.onion.com

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The Onion: Volatile India-Pakistan Standoff In 11,680th Day The Onion: Volatile India-Pakistan Standoff In 11,680th Day
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Video duration: 151 seconds

The threat of nuclear war hangs over the region with no end in sight, just as it has for the past three decades.

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Poll Reveals 430 New Demographics That Will Decide Election Poll Reveals 430 New Demographics That Will Decide Election
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Video duration: 161 seconds

A recent election poll indicates vegan independents and skydiving widowers are among the groups that will have a major impact in November.

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Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Presidency Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Presidency
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Video duration: 178 seconds

President Bush will seek to comfort victims of his presidency as they try to make sense of the destruction he has caused.

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Portrayal Of Obama As Snob Hailed As Step Forward For Blacks Portrayal Of Obama As Snob Hailed As Step Forward For Blacks
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Video duration: 142 seconds

Overjoyed civil rights leaders say that Barack Obama has paved the way for future black politicians to be smeared as country club snobs.

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The Onion: Gifted Youngster Sells Cookies To Buy Attack Ad The Onion: Gifted Youngster Sells Cookies To Buy Attack Ad
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Video duration: 164 seconds

In this installment of Beyond The Facts, a precocious 8-year-old girl participates in grown-up politics by spreading smears and lies.

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New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less
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Video duration: 115 seconds

Fast food giant Yum! Brands believes its new feedbags will make it even easier for Americans to constantly be eating.
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The Onion: Expert Wasted Entire Life Studying Anteaters The Onion: Expert Wasted Entire Life Studying Anteaters
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Video duration: 175 seconds

Today Now! host Jim Haggerty consoles a severely depressed zoologist on the latest Critter Corner installment.
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The Onion: \ The Onion: 'No Values Voters' Search For Most Evil Candidate
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Video duration: 118 seconds

Both candidates are stepping up their efforts to attract crucial 'no values voters' by abusing animals and murdering the elderly.

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The Onion: Are We Giving Robots Too Much Power? The Onion: Are We Giving Robots Too Much Power?
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Video duration: 130 seconds

Panelists discuss whether controversial decisions by the Robot Congress and President Executron indicate robots have too much control over our lives.
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The Onion: U.S. Shocked Andorra Not In Africa The Onion: U.S. Shocked Andorra Not In Africa
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Video duration: 124 seconds

The United States gave billions of dollars in aid to the wealthy European principality of Andorra, which it mistakenly assumed was a poor African country.
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